January 2011
God dammit Mel
deleting posts before I can reblog with my own fond memories.
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
30 minutes until gay men and lesbians everywhere orgasm
Is this going to happen spontaneously? Should I not go to the store? I didn’t get the memo if impending unprovoked orgasm.
Teach me how to count to five.
Tegan: Teach me how to count to five.
Fan1: One is Een
Tegan: "Ay"?
Audience: EEN!
Fan2: "Ayn!"
Tegan: Een! I feel like I should be learning from you (fan2), I feel like I understand you the best here. Een.
Audience: Twee!
Tegan: Twee. It's easy so far.
Audience: Drie!
Tegan: Tree?
Audience: Drie!
Tegan: Drie, drie. Kay.
Sara: It's basically like english, but mispronounced.
Tegan: Yeah. It's like a drunk english person. Drie! okay.
Audience: Vier!
Tegan: Veer?
Audience: Vier!
Tegan: vvvvuueerr. Veeer. Close? I don't know four, it's not--moving on. Five.
Audience: vijf!
Tegan: Five.
Sara: I love this language.
Tegan: I love this language too. Thank you, that was very helpful.
Fan: Now count!
Tegan: Oh jesus. No, I can't even remember my lyrics.
Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
blua:
”Tipsy Tow” offered by AAA: You don’t have to be an a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on new year’s eve/day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. I can’t stress this enough. If you or someone you know has had their life affected by the carelessness of a drunk driver you’ll understand.
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December 2010
When people can’t spell for shit I don’t think they really realize why it’s so annoying. A sentence is like a road and I like to drive fast. Quit with all the speed bumps, k?
“But the world is always curious, and people become valuable merely for their...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Notebooks (via ontheborderland)
hey mel remember this?
Am I the luckiest girl in the world or what?
This should have been included in the new years...
Steph reading my "2011 overcast horoscope"
Steph: You're ready to shed some skin with Uranus-
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Steph: heh.... ....with Uranus-
Me: AHAHAHA!
Steph: .....
Me: I'm sorry.
laeddis:
In response to all of the “thinspiration” photos with skinny girls and text that reads something like “Are the french fries worth it?”
Yes. Yes they are. I fucking love french fries. Fuck you.
I fucking love fries. I want a bucket of fries. I am thin enough to resemble a fry. I think stupid is more dangerous than fat.
When total strangers are taking pictures in...
New Years Challenge thingy
10 things you did this year:
Moved
Fell in love
Got a puppy
Got a car
Went camping
Won NaNoWriMo
Cooked Thanksgiving for my family
Saw Ferry Corsten at Meltdown
Knocked out a few college classes
Met 75% of AFI
6 photos of some memories from the last year:
this motherfucking tornado
the epic Ihop whipped cream fight (guest starring unamused Ihop dude)
kisses at Meltdown
...
How pain can make you feel better. →
fullmoonovertampa:
Scientists find a strange connection between physical pain and positive emotions
Wake up
Stomach is trying to eat the rest of me
When you see a picture of a friend's 6 year old...
1 tag
Contents of my bed:
Me
Package of oreos
Pack of cigarettes
2 lighters
Macadamia nut chocolates
Laptop
2 Xbox controllers
An Xbox game
Cell phone
Remote
Cough drops
Pizza
Bowl from dinner
A muzzle
A basket of laundry
Mail
Alarm clock
26 cents
Charcoals
Pez
Stuffed bear
An ashtray
A heating pad
Make that 51 cents
A marker
Blanket
4 pillows
There are so many things I always want to put on tumblr but they’re way too personal and inappropriate so I sit here giggling to myself instead.
oh incognito window, holder of all google searches...
tumblr is for lulz: GPOY: Typical night edition →
tumblrisforlulz:
12:30AM Tired… Go to bed.
1:00AM Can’t sleep. Get back on computer.
1:30AM Get tired again. Go back to bed.
2:00AM Toss and turn in bed. Think about all the things online that I’m missing out on.
2:10AM Get back online. Realize that nothing noteworthy has happened in the last 10 minutes.
perhaps at some point this evening i will...
Things that I have problems with being left-handed
deathisamidnightrunner:
Desks are made for right-handed people. You may not notice it but it’s true.
Gel pens.
Pencils.
Writing utensils.
Sitting next to right-handed people is a bitch because you always have to sit on the outside or to the left of them.
Old people think you’r possessed.
You can’t dance the same way because you always go left. ;-;
FUCKING SPIRALS
Fucking binders.
The...
Watchlaeddis:
This is pretty much all my sister does with her turntables.
don’t hate.
laeddis:
This weekend, our household is going to be:
my lesbian sister
her lesbian girlfriend
the lesbian girlfriend’s lesbian sister
and the lesbian sister’s lesbian girlfriend
…. and me
your lesbian sister’s lesbian girlfriend’s lesbian sister’s lesbian girlfriend.
Never really thought about it like that. That’s the most complicated way of referring to Britney...
we're the horniest boys: Fun Facts: My mom and dad... →
laeddis:
Fun Facts:
My mom and dad have the same birthday. They were both born on January 15th.
My mom was born in 64. My sister was born in 84. I was born in 94. (I’ll turn 17 just a couple of weeks after my mom turns 47. We’re almost exactly 30 years apart.)
My sister and I were both C-section…
just reblogging how cool my family is
laeddis:
I’m watching Marki and Steph play Plants vs Zombies and oh my god it’s just so cute. I love it. adgjsdf
omg