You know it’s been a stressful day at work when my coworker says the following:
“I swear I am going to literally kill this cleaning services guy. I am straight up going to shank him in the fucking face. He is going to look like the joker when I am done with him. I fucking swear sir if you call me one more time I am going to Brazilian wax your entire body. I will fucking dip you in a pit of molten lava you stupid fuck.”




